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#1 NiftyWolfie

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 10:40 pm

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. Finally the doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!; But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink so his Dad takes him to the pub, and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the locals looking on curiously, and the landlord shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Bang!; A torso pops out!; The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. Bang!; Two arms pops out!; The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Bang!; Two legs pop out. The pub is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God, and the boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the right.... through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The pub falls silent. The father moans in grief. The landlord sighs, stares into the boy's empty glass, and says...


He should have quit while he was a head
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#2 PsychoSteph

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Posted 12 August 2012 - 02:53 pm

hahahahahaha
Hold on a minute..... let me get a translator .......I don't speak IDIOT!!

#3 EllieSword

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 08:14 am

beer goes flat very fast




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