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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 05:44 PM
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 07:16 PM
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Posted 17 November 2010 - 09:40 PM
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Hey not all blondes are that dumb....... Are they Nifty?? 
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Posted 21 November 2010 - 11:44 AM
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Posted 22 November 2010 - 11:03 AM
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Why does it only seem to apply to blonde females??? I know plenty of dumb males lol
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Posted 23 November 2010 - 12:04 AM
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i know loads of dumb males aswell
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A smile hides a multitude of things. Smile even when you're not feeling like it, people will never know you are feeling down ;-)and you are bound to brighten at least one person's day if you smile at them! Keep your loved ones close, keep your enemies even closer - don't get mad, get even, it's so much more fun, and they never know when you are going to strike
A smile hides a multitude of things. Smile even when you're not feeling like it, people will never know you are feeling down ;-)and you are bound to brighten at least one person's day if you smile at them! Keep your loved ones close, keep your enemies even closer - don't get mad, get even, it's so much more fun, and they never know when you are going to strike
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