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The Centipede


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#1 NiftyWolfie

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 06:45 pm

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged crawler), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked Him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,

"Hey, in there!; Would you like to go Frank's place and have a drink with me?


A little voice came out of the box..........."I heard you the first time! I'm putting my ******* shoes on.
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#2 EllieSword

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:42 pm

hope he didnt break a lace Lol




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