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#1 NiftyWolfie

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:17 am

Black magic

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbours who feared the man the most...

"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practised black magic and was responsible for missing cats, dogs and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished. He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbours approached in a group to ask these questions:

"Are you not afraid? ...Concerned? ..Worried? that this man who practised black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said... "Nah... let the old man dig. I him buried upside down!;"

#2 EllieSword

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 10:03 am

But did she give him a shovel or a shove?

#3 PsychoSteph

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Posted 13 January 2013 - 05:09 pm

a spade
Hold on a minute..... let me get a translator .......I don't speak IDIOT!!




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