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#1 PsychoSteph

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 05:18 pm

Two guys were roaring down a country road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that." "Just put the jacket on backwards," his friend advised. They continued down the road but around the next bend, they lost control and wiped out. Banta came upon the accident and ran to call the police. They asked him, "Are they showing any signs of life?" "Well," Banta explained, "the driver was until I turned his head around the right way!"
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Hold on a minute..... let me get a translator .......I don't speak IDIOT!!

#2 mark07ward

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Posted 17 September 2012 - 05:38 am

hey i am sharing a joke of hide and seek hope u all like it,

Hide & Seek

One day elephant and ant were playing hide and seek so elephant told ant to hide and then ant hide.
Then elephant tried to search ant everywhere, then the elephant find the ant, Ant asked elephant that hey elephant how did u find out that I'm here and then elephant replied I saw ur slippers out so that's y I get to know.

Edited by NiftyWolfie, 18 September 2012 - 03:05 pm.


#3 EllieSword

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 08:19 am

moral of the story? dont wear furry slippers




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