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#1 NiftyWolfie

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 09:04 am

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”


Two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?

What do you call a monkey in a minefield ?
A Baboom !

A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.
The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”

Which day of the week do fish hate?.......
Fry-Day
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#2 EllieSword

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 10:44 am

keep taking the tablets they Will work




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