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Q: How do blonde braincells die ?

A: Alone.

 

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?

A: Give her a ****** and shake her upside down.

 

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?

A1: Blow in her ear.

A2: Buy her another beer.

 

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear.

 

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

 

Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING?

A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.

 

Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?

A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

 

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she's pregnant.

 

Q: What will she ask you?

A: "Is it mine?"

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