NiftyWolfie Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a ****** and shake her upside down. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear. Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllieSword Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 there realy is no answer to that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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