PsychoSteph Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllieSword Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 well done Steph any more we have forgotten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychoSteph Posted August 15, 2012 Author Share Posted August 15, 2012 possibly lol x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirate Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 That is clever - who thinks 'em up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiftyWolfie Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 not Steph, that's for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllieSword Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Fighting talk!!!!! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiftyWolfie Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 There was loads of jokes on the old forum, we deff need to find some good ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychoSteph Posted September 18, 2012 Author Share Posted September 18, 2012 i will hunt for some and get them up wont be all blonde jokes either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllieSword Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 did you not do backup discs before you eradicated the old one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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