NiftyWolfie Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse newsâ€. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?†asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.†“That's terribleâ€, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?†The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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