NiftyWolfie Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.†The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.†“But,†the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.†Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this? What do you call a monkey in a minefield ? A Baboom ! A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching upâ€. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !†Which day of the week do fish hate?....... Fry-Day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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