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PsychoSteph

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  1. Is wondering if the sun is on benefits, because I never see It bloody working!!!

    1. EllieSword

      EllieSword

      its on night shift in australia

  2. if you need any help just shout someone will help you
  3. Car passed it's mot :)

  4. the best at collecting the trophies back up
  5. you change the screen thingy in properties lol
  6. today ???? more like everyday lol
  7. only 16 more to go where is the time going

  8. :~) yes yes yes :~)

  9. This score was not submitted from the game. Your score will not be saved. -> Game Scores Dont Match Up http://www.niftywolfie.co.uk/forum/index.php?app=arcade&module=play&g=1222
  10. This score was not submitted from the game. Your score will not be saved. -> Game Scores Dont Match Up http://www.niftywolfie.co.uk/forum/index.php?app=arcade&module=play&g=1186
  11. One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently. Little Suzie told about her trip to Florida. Clyde said his dad got drunk all the time. Little Johnny put a dot on the board and the teacher asked him to explain what was exciting about a period. He said, "Hell if I know but my sister said she missed hers and my mom screamed, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy nextdoor killed himself."
  12. One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer." He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution." She said, "I raised over a thousand ***** last year."
  13. Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
  14. Why do welshmen wear Levi button-fly jeans? Because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards.
  15. What do call an Englishman holding a bottle of champagne after a Six Nations game? Waiter.
  16. that's because she is trying to out post you
  17. autumn is really here going to work yesterday was very misty by the rivers
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